I found myself on the elevator with the ultra-cute new (temporary?) receptionist for my company. I'm listening to an MP3 mix CD on my MP3 CD player. She then brazenly asks me, "Why don't you have an IPod? You're a tech guy." Before I could ruin any possible romantic chances with her by giving the whole "I don't have much disposable income" spiel, I did the whole "I'm not a tech guy" thing. Of course, many assume that I'm a "tech guy" due to my glasses, my relative shyness, and my general demeanor. I can only imagine her reaction after she hypothetically agrees to go out with me and discovers I'm carless. Hey, at least I don't live with my mom.